Phoneless in Dallas

So somehow in the process of switching my phone number to my new phone they effing turned the old one off before the new one arrived...genius.

Today I have no phone, and I feel naked. I'm pretty sure I'd sooner go pantless.

I won't go into the details of the ridiculous phone conversations I had with the various reps of these companies. Let's just say it involved me beating my head against the wall and saying things like 'what does overnight mean? and 'why would you switch them before I had the new one?


So those of you who call me, and expect calls from me...please be advised.

I would say call me at the office, but sheeesh I try not to answer that phone.